My Little Pony (Pegasus)

I saw this stuffed Pegasus outside of the Salvation Army store in the Mission district . A mexican family had their eye on it, but I somehow managed to talk them into letting me have it. What a douche I am. My friend Max dubbed him "Wonder Cunt". Not the name that I would have chosen. A bit vulgar for a Pegasus, but I let it go. I brought it to the liquor store with me to buy cigarettes, and then out to the bar. Everyone fell instantly in love with it. When my friend Jesse attempted to light it on fire I figured it was time to get rid of him and set him free. If only I would had done the right thing and just let the mexican family take it in the first place!